Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Random sillyness

1. A sign at the Parque de Diversiones:

Danger, Will Robinson! If you have been recently cut in half and sewn back together, or if you have a giant tumor/basketball/triplets in your stomach, do not ride this ride! Which just so happens to be a very mild little "train" that takes people around the park! Danger!

2. My son says to me the other day, "Mommy, how do you say 'effin' delicious'* in Spanish?"
"I don't know, I think that's one you'll have to ask your dad."
"But how do you say it?"
"I said I don't know. Ask your dad!"
"I know how to say it."
"Really? How do you say it?"
"Efemente delicioso!"

* We are trying to cut back on the swearing around here, so we say now "effing delicious" instead of "fucking delicious," though personally I prefer the latter.

3. On a teabag from the Asian market:

Sing along with me, now: "Oh, if it's homely tea, it must be for meeeee...."

3 comments:

  1. I tried to cut down on the swearing for the first few years, but just completely surrendered back to it the last couple, so much so that the girls comment if I don't call the gate that sticks a m-f-er. A. and B. promise me they will never swear. But sometimes they make up their own versions. When B. gets mad, she says, "Poo you!"

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  2. That's funny that the girls don't swear. Well you know me, dropping the f-bomb is like eating chocolate: I pretty much have to do it on a daily basis! Plus, it's such a versatile word! I really don't have a big problem with swearing, even if my kiddo does it, but esposo doesn't like it... I really don't think this "cutting back" nonsense will last too long!

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  3. Shit, I'm with you, the word 'fuck' is more versatile than the word 'versatile'. fuck yeah.

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